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Oh, also..
I accidentally dumped a crate of plastic cups on my head while doing dishes today. And people were watching. Smooth move, me.
Before I sign off for tonight, here is a... →
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“Hi there ladies, how are we doing to- oh my god you’re a man. Oh no....”
– Me (at a table today. I’m the best waitress ever)
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Two Christmas presents for you all:
First one. You have just been reminded of how socially inept you are.
Second one: Chances are you’ve read it, but if you’ve never gone through each and every post this bitch has, you’re seriously missing out. This advice column is the reason my religion on Facebook is “Coke Talk.” Have at ‘er.
WatchALL THE LOVE. ALL OF IT.
hitrecordjoe:
Ha! Glad this got found, I was so bummed it didn’t get allowed online. Oh, the law. Anyway, holy shit this feels like a long time ago. And since we’re on the subject, please indulge me to thank my friend Michael Rooney who worked tirelessly getting me ready to do this thing. He’s also the choreographer behind the 500 Days of Summer dance sequence, so...
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“Miss Elizabeth, I have struggled in vain and I can bear it no longer. These past...”
– Mr. Darcy (what a charmer)
The font snob in me approves heartily. →
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Wow. Hardest Tetris game ever. Just because of the... →
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I enjoyed this short story.
The Secret Number
By Igor Teper
20 November 2000
Dr. Simon Tomlin studied the man sitting across the table from him. Rocking back and forth in his chair, with his shoulders slouching, his eyes darting all around the room, and his upper lip twitching every few seconds, the man conveyed a distinctly squirrel-like impression. It was hard to believe that, before his breakdown, this man had been...
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This is an ADULT LINK. Click at your own risk; you... →
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Aw. That's actually just too bad. →
Going back to work will be fun, probably.
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Post #2 that got eaten by the queue.
This is a little narcissistic going out of my way to share it, but it totally made my day 100% better. Plus I really wanted Anon to see how pleased I was with their comment.
yo, anonymous creeper here, and i just wanted to say I think you’re GORGEOUS… that is all.**
**reconstructed as well as possible from memory
My response was something along the lines of,
Aw man, you totally...
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Queue, I hate everything that you choose to be.
You just deleted like… three of my posts. Jackass.
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I just ruined your study plans for the day. →
Dear Coke Talk: On going out with a bang. →
I love this woman.
dearcoketalk:
I’ve been dating this guy for the last week, but right now I’m just not emotionally available. I feel like I should break things off, but I wanna have sex with him first. Is that a really dick thing to do? I feel like it is… Should I do it anyway?
Shit, it’s only been a week. Just be honest….
Crazy inspiration →
He took a picture of himself every single day while he quit smoking and drinking, lost weight and built muscle. This is the front/monthly page. There are others. In-fucking-sane.
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